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36 Questions That Won't Make You Fall In Love

PUBLISHED ON March 03, 2015 | STAFF

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The 36 questions that can make anyone fall in love from Love Actualized are questions that I would never think to ask someone. "Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?", or "When did you last cry in front of another person?", just aren't the awkward questions I would ask.

After testing the app, and sharing our thoughts in a blog last week, it lead us to think about what questions could be asked to cause the total opposite. You know, just completely shallow and vapid questions that definitely shouldn't be asked immediately if you are interested in starting a relationship. Here they are from a woman's point of view; and could explain why I'm still single.

If asking deep questions about your childhood, or other vulnerable topics to someone while staring into their eyes, is an indication of falling in love with them, it's safe to say that most likely that won't be happening anytime soon with the 36 questions we interpreted.

36 Questions And What Women Are Actually Thinking

TO MEN:

1). Are you on Instagram?
What I really mean: I want to see what you (portray) yourself to be about. So I can judge you on how many girls you have pics with.

tumblr.com 2). Why are you single?
What I really mean: What baggage do you have?

3). What do you do for work?
What I really mean: Please don't tell me you still live at home with your mom and mooch off your parents.

4). What’s your sign?
What I really mean: Please don't be a Gemini. It won't work out.
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5). Can we reschedule tonight?
What I really mean: I don’t feel like putting on make up or doing my hair.

6). What did you do last night?
What I really mean: I want to know what your lifestyle is like.

7). How tall are you?
What I really mean: I wear heels...a lot.And I expect you to be taller than me.

8). Do you prefer red or white wine ?
What I really mean: I don’t really care. Just want to know if you have a collection I can raid in the off chance I do come over. tumblr.com 9). Do you hate me?
What I really mean: I've canceled on you so many times, but now I’m bored and ready to hang out.

10). Whose your favorite football team?
What I really mean: Are you into sports? I want to talk smack to you, and hit you where it hurts.

11). Do you live alone?
What I really mean: Do you share an unclean bathroom in a dingy bachelor pad?

12). When was your last relationship?
What I really mean: Just exactly how emotionally damaged are you?

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13) Do you smoke?
What I really mean: If you smoke cigarettes, I don't want to kiss you.

14) Do you like sushi?
What I really mean: I want you to suggest a sushi place that I haven’t been to yet, and take me there.

15) Maybe we can connect sometime soon?
What I really mean: I have no desire to hang out with you.

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16.) Do you have plans for the weekend? What I really mean: Here's your chance to ask me out.

17). Will all your friends be joining us too? What I really mean: I'm not trying to get used.

18). What’s your drink of choice?
What I really mean: Do you drink alcohol? Because I do.

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TO WOMEN:

19). Wanna come over and watch Netflix?
What I think that means: You're looking to get into my pants.

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20). Can I keep you company, tonight?
What I think that means: I'm trying to sleep with you.

21). Want to FaceTime/Skype?
What I think that means: You want to see what I look like naturally, with #nofilter.

22). Do you know how to cook?
What I think that means: You miss your mama, and want me to make you feel special. giphy.com

23). How long have you been living in this city?
What I think that means: Are you fresh meat, or tainted? Hopefully, we don't hang out in the same places.

24). Are you staying in tonight?
What I think that means: Can I come over?

25). Wanna grab a drink sometime?
What I think that means: I'm too cheap to offer dinner, but I'd like to get you drunk instead.

26). What are you wearing right now?
What I think that means: You're trying to get me to turn you on. giphy.com

27).What do you like to do for fun?
What I think that means: I can't wait to share my exhausted list of cliche hobbies I enjoy.

28). Want to come and cuddle with me?
What I think that means: I want to try and sleep with you.

29). Can you send me a pic?
What I think that means: I want a pic to show all my friends the hot chick I'm talking to right now. tumblr.com

30). Do u live alone?
What I think that means: So when I come over, I won't have to worry about any roommates interrupting us.

31). What are you doing tonight? What I think that means: I am asking you to make plans with me last minute so that I can have a chance to sleep with you.

32). Want to meet up for coffee this week?
What I think that means: I actually want to get to know you, outside of a drunken environment. tumblr.com

33). Whats your favorite TV show?
What I think that means: I want an excuse to come over and "watch TV with you."

34). I’m having a get-together at my house. do you want to come?
What I think that means: Can you please invite all your hot friends for my single guy friends?

35). Do you think you could show me the hot spots around here?
What I think that means: I want to use you as my tour guide so I can find an excuse to hang out with you.

36). I’m sorry for the last minute change, but something came up tonight. Are you free tomorrow?
What I think that means: Someone else is available for me to hang out with tonight.

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